writtenly:

Why do I have to be so socially awkward? I just want friends. BE MY FRIEND

perdu-et-seul:

hermioning:

there are more nipples than people

this fucked me over

dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

great3st:

remember when suite life had a hsm episode and no one thought maddie looked like sharpay

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thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.